Sat, 25th May — 998 notes
Sat, 25th May — 74,210 notesive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
Sat, 25th May — 72,066 notesif i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
